arthur’s college girl drunksona is so fucking funny. A++++ to rockstar. imagine you’re new to the gang and here is big bad gang enforcer arthur morgan, dutch’s number one tank and intimidator in chief, bone breaker and known kill on sight terror in multiple states. this guy breathes gunsmoke, threatens to gut people in their sleep like it’s nothing, and keeps a bunch of murdering criminals in line. and whenever the subject of drinking comes up, everybody in camp talks in whispers, concern, and disapproval about how this guy gets when he’s had too many. thank god he’s given that up. because he is unmanageable. a disaster. everyone KNOWS how he gets. and you DON’T want to see it, that’s a fact
and then there’s some trouble in the valentine saloon with lenny, dutch says they ought to be back by now, “arthur’s probably in a state.” so they send you in to collect. and you know it must be bad. you’ve heard the stories about morgan and liquor. you figure it’s bloodshed and pandemonium in there, no question. you have no idea how you’re going to take this mean son of a bitch down quietly before he torches the place. he’s probably killed at least three people by now and god knows if lenny’s even still alive
so you walk into the saloon ready to fight for your life and there’s big bad arthur morgan. he drunk screams he loves you. he’s dancing the fucking can-can
Do you ever forget that you have a gender to most people….. meaning that random people at the grocery store see me as a woman and not just a little internet guy
not even kidding when I say I should look like this
Reading comments saying how in Deep Space Nine whenever the crew faces a moral dilemma, they often just turn to Garak, and it made me want to make this
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn’t worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
the reviews are in… glad everyone’s enjoying song of the worm
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Holy fucking shit this is one of the most incredible things I have ever read.
I am dead serious. I PROMISE you that you want to read this, and you’re going to immediately send it to all your weird friends who you also know will love it.
Broad-snouted caiman baby in mother mouth being carried from the nest, Sante Fe, Argentina, 2013 - by Mark MacEwen, English
this is wild because to a human this looks like unsuspecting innocence in the face of certain death but to a caiman it looks like being warm and safe with mum
Remember when Picard kept asking Data follow up questions at dinner because he was trying to cock block Lwaxana and when they cut back Data has opened a PowerPoint presentation.
He was truly living the infodump dream in this episode.
I NEVER get tired of this video. It would be fantastic if the bird was just flying near him, but the fact it feels safe and comfortable enough to land ON his paraglider, isn’t startled when he pets it, and is NIBBLING HIS SHOES… blessed moment, absolutely fabulous, 10/10 gold stars.
Okay but the bird isn’t just nibbling
Note that it doesn’t start nibbling until he starts smoothing its feathers.
They’re grooming each other.
This is called parahawking! That vulture is tame – it’s wearing jesses (a leather tie around the leg that a falconer will use to hold a bird when it’s on the glove). In fact that vulture is employed. Parahawking birds seek out thermals the same way they would naturally, allowing paragliders to follow them in the process.
Vultures are often used for parahawking both because of their attraction to thermals, and because vultures, as scavengers, are comparatively gentler and more sociable than birds of prey!